They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Never underestimate the power of titties
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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