he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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