He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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