so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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