I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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