At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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