You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
