so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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