doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
do nipples grow back?
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