i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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