He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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