thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize