we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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