hotel room ftw
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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