Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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