I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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