i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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