that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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