Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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