I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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