wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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