If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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