I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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