Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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