ugly people sure do ruin things
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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