Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My ass is underappreciated
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
