hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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