Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done