So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.