I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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