i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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