she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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