everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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