then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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