About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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