Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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