so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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