i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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