I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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