people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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