living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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