And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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