can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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