The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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