The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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