It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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