Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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