everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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