just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
should my penis look like a turkey
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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