I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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