Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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