carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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