Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
