One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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