yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He passed out mid-signature
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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