if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
as a side note pls kill me
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