i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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